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Cornell Addresses Dining Hall Overcrowding with New “Slop in a Trough” Feeding System

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

ROBERT PURCELL COMMUNITY CENTER—Sloppy boys rejoice! Cornell Dining began Thursday by announcing its decision to fix its overcrowded, understaffed dining halls by switching to the innovative “Slop in a Trough” feeding system.   “We believe that Slop in a Trough is the fastest and most effective way to feed our growing student body,” said a…

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