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Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam
Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases
Kotlikoff Also Wondering What Action Cornell Administration Will Take
Splitsies! Group Assignment Done By Just You
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Union of White Cornell Students to Sit on Front Porch, Remember Life Under the Confederacy

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

WAIT AVE — In a move that will surely stir up controversy throughout campus, The Union of White Cornell Students has announced plans to sit in rocking chairs on their front porch and fondly reminisce about life in the glory days of the Confederate States of America. “America needs to find its roots again, and…

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