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Union of White Cornell Students to Sit on Front Porch, Remember Life Under the Confederacy

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

WAIT AVE — In a move that will surely stir up controversy throughout campus, The Union of White Cornell Students has announced plans to sit in rocking chairs on their front porch and fondly reminisce about life in the glory days of the Confederate States of America. “America needs to find its roots again, and…

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