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Physics Professor Just Two Twelve-Year-Olds in Long Trench Coat

Nooz Staff11 years ago03 mins

ROCKEFELLER HALL — Students and faculty alike were shocked to discover that Randall J. Thompson, Professor of Applied and Engineering Physics, is in fact two twelve-year-old boys standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a top hat and trench-coat. Thompson had served on faculty in the College of Engineering since 2012, but after he was revealed…

Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair

Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag

New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene

Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree

University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

Physics Professor Just Two Twelve-Year-Olds in Long Trench Coat