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Student Who Chose Cornell For Top 12 Ranking Forced to Transfer

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago02 mins

CLARA DICKSON HALL— While scrolling on Instagram on September 22nd, Andrew Tian ‘30, whose profile bio reads “Cornell ‘30 T12,” learned of a deeply perturbing development. US News and World Report’s new Best Colleges Ranking had rated Cornell University 14th, dangerously lower than the number 12 spot it occupied last year. Tian frantically started exploring…

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Transfer Student Says of Old School: “I Think It Was Just a Bouncy Castle”

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

TOWNHOUSE COMMUNITY – Transferring to Cornell after his freshman year, Bryce Bannister ‘18 has come to the conclusion that his former school was actually merely a large inflatable bouncy castle, not unlike those rented for children’s birthday parties. Bannister began to suspect that he was not in fact majoring in Religious Studies at an institution…

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Student Who Chose Cornell For Top 12 Ranking Forced to Transfer

Transfer Student Says of Old School: “I Think It Was Just a Bouncy Castle”