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Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree
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E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
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Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs
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Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

CHICAGO, IL—After being asked “How was your weekend?” as he entered the office, summer intern Connor Lee ‘18 concluded this morning upon gathering data from Monday and Tuesday that, holy shit, it’s Wednesday. “On Monday I just chilled at home, then on Tuesday I hung with my family at the lake, and then…holy shit, it’s…

Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree

University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up

Ty Dolla $ign Still Waiting for OurBus Back From Syracuse Airport

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday