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No One’s Buying It, Dumbass! Idiot Supersenior Claims He’ll Still Be On Campus Next Year Because He’s Getting A “Masters Degree”
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Guy Who Spent All Semester Watching 2x Speed Lecture Recordings Just Talks Like That Now
6 days ago6 days ago
Flo Rida Gets Spun Right Round Baby Right Round Trying to Find Way Out of ILR Building
7 days ago7 days ago
“GET ON THE GROUND AND BEG LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE!” Most Merciful Chem Professor Grants Extra Credit Opportunity
2 weeks ago
Cornell Football Player Drafted to NFL Proves that Coaches Should Be Tested for Brain Damage Too
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“Does Your Mother Cry Because Her Daughter Is An Idiot?” Chem TA Compliments Curious Review Session Attendee
12 months ago12 months ago

Cornell to Celebrate 150 Years By Reminding Everybody About It Constantly

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL- In honor of the fact that Cornell is in its 150th year as an academic institution, the university announced today that it would celebrate by constantly reminding everybody about the fact that it is 150 years old. “This is a massive accomplishment for a prestigious university such as Cornell, and we figured the…

Skorton Announces Plan to Remove All Dinosaur Bones, Fun from Smithsonian

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

WASHINGTON- In a press release Wednesday, the Smithsonian announced that as his first act as secretary, David Skorton planned to remove all dinosaur bone displays and other exhibits that could be considered fun from the institution’s museums. “The Smithsonian is an institution of higher learning. This is no place for an absolutely awesome, fully-assembled triceratops…