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September 11, 2017

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Freshman Unaware New Mentor is Actually Other Freshman

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

NORTH CAMPUS—Following fifteen days of relying on her newfound mentor for advice and guidance, Alexis Li ‘21 reportedly still hasn’t realized the knowledgeable student she always sees around North also first arrived on campus one month ago. “Ever since we met at Nasties, which is a popular upperclassman spot, the Dan Man has made me…

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