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Equestrian Club Treasurer Wakes Up With Horse Head in Bed After Requesting $3,000 from SAFC

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

EDDYGATE APARTMENTS—After putting nearly three thousand dollars worth of line items in the Equestrian Club SAFC budget request, club treasurer Case Gadsby ‘21 awoke to find the severed head of the club’s most prized horse next to him in bed. “I know I should just withdraw the budget, but we’re planning on going to a…

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