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November 4, 2019

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RA Dutifully JA’s Self After Bringing Alcohol Back to Dorm Room

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

DICKSON HALL—Unable to handle the guilt from leaving his contraband alcohol unreported, RA Ryan Newman ‘21 dutifully submitted an OJA form this Monday reporting that he brought a mostly-full handle of Mango Pineapple Svedka back to his dorm room. “It is my solemn duty as an RA to provide a fun, safe, and sober living…

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