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November 15, 2022

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Confused Frat Doorman Asks Attendees if They Have Three Brothers

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

THURSTON AVENUE—Partygoers were perplexed when Phi Alpha Rho doorman Terrance Robinson ‘25 asked them if they had three brothers before admitting them to the event. “I think the guy was kinda in over his head,” said attendee Jared Carlson ‘24. “I thought I’d misheard [Robinson] at first, but he was insistent that I tell him…

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