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December 8, 2022

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Fashion Major Stressed The Fuck Out About Zipper Final

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

MARTHA VAN RENSSELAER HALL—With one day left to study, fashion design student Jennifer Suh ‘24 is freaking the hell out over her impending final with a daunting subject: Zippers. “I don’t know what the fuck I am going to do,” explained an exasperated Suh. “There is so much I have to shove inside my head…

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