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Communist Roommate Real Fucking Cagey About Sharing Gas Costs on Road Trip

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

FLORA ROSE HOUSE—Despite being a self-avowed “card-carrying Cornell commie,” Jerome “Jerry” Woodhouse ‘25, the roommate of Brent Hao ‘25, has reportedly been pretty fucking reticent to split the costs of gas receipts from their spring break road trip. “I figured that if anyone would be quick to pay me back, it would be the guy…

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