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Freshman Feels A Little Better Than Home Friends Every Time They Say The Word “Prelim”

Nooz Staff2 years ago7 months ago03 mins

WESTCHESTER, NEW YORK—Visiting home for the weekend, Trevor Troob ‘27 was surprised to find that every time he mentioned the concept of prelim, it went straight to his head. Though Troob’s ego was already somewhat inflated, after clarifying that prelims were “like the Cornell versions of tests,” he began to realize how much better he…

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