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September 9, 2024

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Please, I’m So Hungry: CU Print on Page 3 out of 11

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

URIS—Amidst the hubbub of the evening exodus from campus libraries as students wrapped up their studying for the night, one student remained trapped in a purgatory of his own making: his print job was less than 30 percent of the way done. As the vile machine cranked out inch by agonizing inch, Johnny Keagan ’26…

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