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Wines Class Cancelled After Student Urinates on Professor

Nooz Staff13 years ago12 years ago01 mins

In  the wake of a recent mishap, Introduction to Wines has been cancelled until further notice. This move follows an incident from last Wednesday’s lecture, in which a disgruntled and inebriated student urinated on Professor Grabenstein’s leg after learning that he failed an exam. The student, whose name has yet to be released, is currently being…

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