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Kotlikoff Also Wondering What Action Cornell Administration Will Take
Splitsies! Group Assignment Done By Just You
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Biology Major Stressed About Answers to Pre-Limbs 
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Football Player with Humiliation Kink Really Excited for Yale Game

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago02 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD–While homecoming weekend is an exciting time for all students, surely no one is anticipating it more than Casey Gable ‘25, a football player who derives sexual gratification from being publicly humiliated. “I love it when the whole stadium has their eyes on me in my tight little shorts,” groaned Gable, already sweating through…

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