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OP-ED: Love Triangle? Pentagon? I’m in a Love Dot

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

MALOTT HALL—Last week, I briefly overheard Stacy and Emily talking about their floundering love lives between bites of food at Trill. Stacy lamented that Liam from her discussion section has a thing for her, even though Stacy is actually crushing on Rachel from that same section, who is also in love with Liam. Tragic! And…

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OP-ED: So-Called “Perfect Match” Won’t Even Let Me Touch Her Feet

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

With all the buzz surrounding Valentine’s Day and everyone’s excitement about receiving their Perfect Match results, I just wanted to put this out there: last year, the girl who was supposed to be my “perfect match” wouldn’t let me anywhere near her feet.  While there was a lot of big talk about the cutting-edge formula…

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Lovelorn, Studious Freshman Returns to Same Mann Every Night

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

AG QUAD — Sneaking out of her room every night without waking up her roommate, Michaela Roth, ’20, has been traversing the path to return to the same Mann. “I’ve had so much work lately, and it’s just so comforting to be there with him. I mean in him. In Mann,” says Roth. The freshman…

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