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Light Slowly Leaves Professor’s Eyes as He Realizes No One Did The Reading

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL— Enthusiastic Classics professor Jonathan Whistler spent the first four minutes of class prodding his students to analyze the reading before it slowly became apparent that not a single student in the class had even opened the 25-page PDF posted on Blackboard. “Please,” he said softly, though he by then knew there would…

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