Skip to content
May 13, 2026
  • Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
  • Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident
  • “I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section
  • Student Accused of Using AI Forced to Defend Worst Discussion Post Ever
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • “I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President

    12 months ago12 months ago
  • In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Home
  • Sadness

Sadness

  • Student Life

OP-ED: Love Triangle? Pentagon? I’m in a Love Dot

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

MALOTT HALL—Last week, I briefly overheard Stacy and Emily talking about their floundering love lives between bites of food at Trill. Stacy lamented that Liam from her discussion section has a thing for her, even though Stacy is actually crushing on Rachel from that same section, who is also in love with Liam. Tragic! And…

Read More
  • Uncategorized

Okenshields Employees Unsure How to Handle Everybody Crying Into Their Salads

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

OKENSHIELDS – Citing multiple instances of muffled sobbing, exasperated gasps, and flat out bawling, Okenshields employees are reportedly unsure how to deal with most patrons crying directly into their make-your-own salads. “Um, I mean I just kind of refill the spinach when it gets pretty low, but I feel like I should definitely be doing…

Read More
  • Uncategorized

OP-ED: I’m So Happy, Sad, Terrified, Overwhelmed, Thankful, and In Denial To Be Graduating

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago05 mins

By a senior. Wow. Four years. Four years ago, I was an innocent and oblivious freshman, not knowing what college was going to be like and getting lost on the first day of class. I didn’t have a clue what I was getting myself into. And yet look how far I’ve come; in a few…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.