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Company Named After Darth Vader’s Lightsaber Scheduled To Offer Coffee Chats on Campus
Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture
“Why Do Weed-Out Classes Even Exist?” Frowns Crabgrass-Shaped Student
Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
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Company Named After Darth Vader’s Lightsaber Scheduled To Offer Coffee Chats on Campus

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Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture

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“Why Do Weed-Out Classes Even Exist?” Frowns Crabgrass-Shaped Student

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Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back

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Report: Skepticism Up 60%?

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Swing Voter Would Vote Blue But Ughhh Trump Is Soooo Relatable When He Starts Going On Tangents About Men’s Bodies

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Aww! Rhode Island Going to Hold Cute Little Elections, Too

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Trump Administration Questions Whether Black Friday Got There on its Own Merit

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Fun Aunt Put Marshmallows in Hers

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“Just Happy to Help”: Dud Brother Unloads Dishwasher

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OP-ED: Love Triangle? Pentagon? I’m in a Love Dot

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago02 mins

MALOTT HALL—Last week, I briefly overheard Stacy and Emily talking about their floundering love lives between bites of food at Trill. Stacy lamented that Liam from her discussion section has a thing for her, even though Stacy is actually crushing on Rachel from that same section, who is also in love with Liam. Tragic! And…

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Okenshields Employees Unsure How to Handle Everybody Crying Into Their Salads

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

OKENSHIELDS – Citing multiple instances of muffled sobbing, exasperated gasps, and flat out bawling, Okenshields employees are reportedly unsure how to deal with most patrons crying directly into their make-your-own salads. “Um, I mean I just kind of refill the spinach when it gets pretty low, but I feel like I should definitely be doing…

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OP-ED: I’m So Happy, Sad, Terrified, Overwhelmed, Thankful, and In Denial To Be Graduating

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago03 mins

By a senior. Wow. Four years. Four years ago, I was an innocent and oblivious freshman, not knowing what college was going to be like and getting lost on the first day of class. I didn’t have a clue what I was getting myself into. And yet look how far I’ve come; in a few…

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