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OP-ED: I Hate Freshmen, Except If They Want to Join My Club

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago03 mins

I want to make one thing very clear—I cannot stand freshmen for a literal second. They’re brand new here, but as soon as those colored light strips go up in Jameson, they just strut around acting like they deserve the world. Freshmen stop in the middle of the sidewalk because they have no idea what…

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