February 25, 2014

Headlines

Cornell Football Player Drafted to NFL Proves that Coaches Should Be Tested for Brain Damage Too
14 hours ago
“Does Your Mother Cry Because Her Daughter Is An Idiot?” Chem TA Compliments Curious Review Session Attendee
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“There’s a Day Hall?” Asks a Confused Martha Pollack Wandering Onto Campus for the Third Time This Year
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President Pollack Wishes a Happy Mother’s Day to All of the Students Whom she Denied Reproductive Healthcare
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President Pollack Suggests Fired Starbucks Workers Just Ask “Vice Barista” To Do All The Hard Stuff
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OP-ED: It’s Okay to Not Pay Outdoor Education Workers Because They’re So Good at Foraging for What They Need (by President Martha Pollack)
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Black History Month Going Well

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

ITHACA, NY – Cornell University is pleased to confirm that Black History Month is actually going pretty well this year. “Honestly, everything considered, BHM’s been pretty solid this year,” said a junior Cornellian. “In general, the entirety of Black History Month seems to have gone according to plan, which I would consider a success. We’re…

Cornell “EARS” offers new “NOSES” Program for Students in Need of Someone to Smell Them

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

When students find themselves over-stressed by Cornell’s rigorous academic environment, some might feel trapped, show signs of depression, or generally feel that they have nobody to smell, or to smell them. The New Olfactory Service for Emotional Support (NOSES) is an attempt by the Dean of Students’ office to provide a constructive outlet for a…