Pledge Handed Whippet Canister Starting To Suspect Greek Life Has Little To Do With Percy Jackson

COLLEGETOWN– As Julian Herbert ‘24 was told to inhale nitrous oxide from a cylinder this Friday, he began feeling suspicious when it dawned on him that despite being called “Greek” life, nobody at the pledge event had even mentioned Greek mythology.  The Classics major had excitedly signed his bid last week, eager to start talking…

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