Colonel Sanders Reborn? Guy in Trillium Insists Chicken Tenders Are “Finger-Licking Good” By Licking the Absolute Fuck Out of his Fingers
KENNEDY HALL—Patrons of Trillium Dining Hall were left scrambling for headphones and ear plugs after an auditory assault by one diner who takes KFC’s mantra to heart. “It was like listening to a baby gargle its own spit up,” stated a shaken Maria Sanchez ‘24, who was sitting right across from the auricular assassin when…