If you don’t know the answer, just white out the question. You can’t answer a question that isn’t there.
If you are worrying about passing your finals, don’t. In 80 years you’ll die poor and alone. No one will remember that you failed Comm Law or that you even existed!
The most important thing to do before a final is to get a good night’s sleep and have a hearty breakfast of Ritalin and coffee.
Despite the lovely spring weather, the room your final is in could be very cold. Be prepared! Take a couple of shots beforehand to keep yourself warm.
Be prepared in case your pencil breaks and bring a goosefeather and a sharp knife in order to make a spare quill.
If you need to cram for your history exam, build a time machine and live the material! Ask the real Harry Truman about the long-term effects of his policies.
Believe in yourself! You made it to Cornell for a reason — you were a legacy. Summon your grandfather’s spirit from beyond the grave to get some help on that Latin exam!
If you pick “C” for every answer, you’ll probably fail the essay portion of the exam.
Get back to studying. Your mother would be disappointed if she caught you reading this article.
