Skip to content
May 13, 2026
  • Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
  • Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident
  • “I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section
  • Student Accused of Using AI Forced to Defend Worst Discussion Post Ever
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • “I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President

    12 months ago12 months ago
  • In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Home
  • 2024
  • October
  • 20

October 20, 2024

  • Campus
  • Student Life

Clueless Dumbass Wearing Jacket, Doesn’t Know It Will Be 80 Degrees In An Hour

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

LIBE SLOPE—As the leaves turn golden brown and the sun starts setting lower and lower, many Cornellians herald the change to fall with sweaters and long-sleeve shirts. Yet, for local dumbass Frank Dylan ‘27, it seems that winter is already here. Reports indicate that the clueless idiot was spotted climbing the slope in a thick…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.