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Hometown Tinder Reveals Just How Much of an Elitist Fuck Student Has Become

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

When Richard Pierce ’24 hopped on Tinder after returning home for Thanksgiving break, his visceral disdain upon seeing girls that went to the local State school revealed that he had, in fact, become a private university trust fund elitist piece of shit. “It’s just, I’ve had a different type of life than they’ve had, you…

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Friends From Different States Have Different Fast Food

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

ALICE COOK HOUSE— After realizing they were accustomed to different fast food chains, Alex Garza ‘21 and Jonathan Leftwich ‘21 engaged in a fifteen minute discussion on Tuesday about which fast food restaurants they eat at in their respective hometowns. At first, Garza, a Texas native, seemed shocked that the Massachusettsan Leftwich had never eaten…

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Hometown Tinder Reveals Just How Much of an Elitist Fuck Student Has Become

Friends From Different States Have Different Fast Food