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“I Don’t Think They’re Talking About the Language Anymore”: Concerns Grow about Friend Pursuing Italian Minor
5 days ago5 days ago
Programming Board Announces Roster of AI Musicians for First Annual Slop Day
6 days ago6 days ago
Heartwarming! Cornell Sun Writer Not Sure What “News” Is, Publishes Article About Their Tuesday
1 week ago1 week ago
He is Risen! Student Who Spent Spring Break in Alcoholic Stupor Miraculously Attends 9 AM Lecture
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“What Are You Talking About? Slope Day Just Happened”: Administration Tries New Tactic After Failing to Source Replacement Artist
12 months ago
Two Birds, One Stone! Jerry from Craigslist Booked as Slope Day Headliner, Convocation Speaker
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Hometown Tinder Reveals Just How Much of an Elitist Fuck Student Has Become

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago03 mins

When Richard Pierce ’24 hopped on Tinder after returning home for Thanksgiving break, his visceral disdain upon seeing girls that went to the local State school revealed that he had, in fact, become a private university trust fund elitist piece of shit. “It’s just, I’ve had a different type of life than they’ve had, you…

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Friends From Different States Have Different Fast Food

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

ALICE COOK HOUSE— After realizing they were accustomed to different fast food chains, Alex Garza ‘21 and Jonathan Leftwich ‘21 engaged in a fifteen minute discussion on Tuesday about which fast food restaurants they eat at in their respective hometowns. At first, Garza, a Texas native, seemed shocked that the Massachusettsan Leftwich had never eaten…