October 1, 2014 – CU Nooz

Headlines

Cornell Football Player Drafted to NFL Proves that Coaches Should Be Tested for Brain Damage Too
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“Does Your Mother Cry Because Her Daughter Is An Idiot?” Chem TA Compliments Curious Review Session Attendee
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“There’s a Day Hall?” Asks a Confused Martha Pollack Wandering Onto Campus for the Third Time This Year
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President Pollack Wishes a Happy Mother’s Day to All of the Students Whom she Denied Reproductive Healthcare
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President Pollack Suggests Fired Starbucks Workers Just Ask “Vice Barista” To Do All The Hard Stuff
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OP-ED: It’s Okay to Not Pay Outdoor Education Workers Because They’re So Good at Foraging for What They Need (by President Martha Pollack)
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Bill Gates to Encourage Future Computer Scientists to Drop Out

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

ITHACA- Bill Gates’ visit to Cornell this week is packed with events, including the Computer Science Department’s 50th anniversary and a Q&A session with President Skorton, culminating in the dedication ceremony for Gates Hall. During his stay, Gates will announce the overall goals of the academic building, which include encouraging budding young computer scientists to…

Classes Cancelled Due to Melancholy Fog

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL- Administration announced early this morning that the University would be closing from 8:00AM-12:00PM due to fog putting a real damper on the morning. “We woke up this morning, saw all the fog, and just though, ‘Ugh, I do not feel like getting out of bed,’” said spokesman Claudia Wheatley while still in her…