September 3, 2015

A Capella Groups Searching for New Air Guitarist

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH — As the semester begins, Cornell’s numerous a capella groups are starting their search for students who can do a very convincing air guitar. “We have some really good singers, but the fact is that we won’t get better as a group until we find that perfect guy who can mime an electric…

Campus Now 80% Chalk

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA – A recent survey has found that a staggering majority of Cornell’s Ithaca campus is now composed entirely of sidewalk chalk art. “The clock tower completely calcified and turned bright blue a few days ago, it really freaked everyone out” said Sybil Sha ‘16, covered head-to-toe in pastel dust. Researchers at present do…

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September 3, 2015

A Capella Groups Searching for New Air Guitarist

Campus Now 80% Chalk