OP-ED: So, Ryan Lombardi, He’s Kinda Hot, Right? Like Maybe Not a 10, but Definitely a Solid 8 In the Context of This University, Like if I Saw Him Walking Around On Campus I’d Definitely Consider A Date, Obviously With His Enthusiastic Consent and Not While I am Still A Student Because That Would Be Problematic (But That Also Might Take The Magic Out of It A Bit) And…
We Would Be Together (Which Would Get Me A Lot Of Clout With My Friends Because They Respect Authority) And Imagine The Recognition Walking Around The Arts Quad And Some Gov Major Sees Us And Asks “Isn’t That Ryan Lombardi, Vice President Of Student and Campus Life Of Cornell University And Oversees Over 1,200 Staff…