Sophomore Boy’s Love of Pissing In Water Bottles Lands Him Amazon Internship
CASCADILLA HALL—Pissboy extraordinaire Alex Handerson ‘23 was delighted to receive an offer this Monday for an Amazon internship after revealing his productivity-maxing strategy of simply urinating in the container closest to him. “We knew Alex was the perfect fit for our corporate culture. Not only did he have zero concerns about the health risks, privacy…