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Ann Coulter Rejects Freedom of Expression Ice Cream Flavor, Argues It Has “Too Much Chocolate”
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Evil Professor To Teach All Classes in Your Major, Minor, and Distribution Requirements Next Semester
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Brace Faced Nerd Clocktower to Wear Headgear All Summer
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Pathetic Zeus Visitor Not Good Enough for Pristine Marble Table, Exiled to Weak Little Wooden Bench
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Morrison Dining Petitions Cornell for Increased Funding After Spending Over Half the Budget on Windex
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“My Cornell Didn’t Have Trigger Warnings,” Complains Alumni Whose Cornell Also Didn’t Have Women
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Century-Long World Series Curse Lifted After Cornell Mentioned in Fox Broadcast

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

CLEVELAND – After over a hundred years of Cornellians never hearing about their alma mater on sports network programming, Fox color commentator John Smoltz thrilled students and alumni everywhere Wednesday night by finally mentioning Cornell in a World Series broadcast. “When Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the first Supreme Court justice to preside over a gay…

Ann Coulter Rejects Freedom of Expression Ice Cream Flavor, Argues It Has “Too Much Chocolate”

Evil Professor To Teach All Classes in Your Major, Minor, and Distribution Requirements Next Semester

Brace Faced Nerd Clocktower to Wear Headgear All Summer

Pathetic Zeus Visitor Not Good Enough for Pristine Marble Table, Exiled to Weak Little Wooden Bench

Morrison Dining Petitions Cornell for Increased Funding After Spending Over Half the Budget on Windex

“My Cornell Didn’t Have Trigger Warnings,” Complains Alumni Whose Cornell Also Didn’t Have Women

Century-Long World Series Curse Lifted After Cornell Mentioned in Fox Broadcast