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Couple Spends Hours Putting Together Costume Blissfully Unaware They Will Break Up That Night

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN — Over the past few weeks, Alessia Newman ’22 and Brett Chen ’22 poured dozens of hours into perfecting their Ash and Pikachu couples costume to wear for Halloween, not knowing that they would get in a fight that night that would result in their break-up. “They say that working together is important for…

Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

FOREST HOME — Weeks after leaving their hometowns, an unprecedented number of reinvigorated students have surprised staff with an overflowing enthusiasm to train and learn, striving to be the very best, like no one ever was. Faculty report record high class attendance and engagement, as more students than ever have been taking pictures of lecture…