Excitement Builds Over Slope Day Location Announcement

ITHACA, NY — The student body is building its anticipation over the upcoming announcement of this year’s Slope Day location.

“There’s always so much interesting speculation,” said junior Peter Yang, who expressed his disappointment over previous Slope Day locations for their muddy surfaces and uneven footing.

“It’s so exciting! The last couple years it’s been held at the Slope, Libe Slope, and the hill by Uris. I think they’ll branch out into something more indie this time, like the Big Slant.”

The Slope Day Programming Board has remained coy thus far by refusing to respond to “such fucking ridiculous inquiries.”