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Hiring Freeze! Everybody Clap Your Hands!

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

DAY HALL—Your plans to do summer research on campus? Take it back now y’all. Due to the voters not sliding to the left, but to the right now, cuts to federal research funding and taxing on endowment payments have prompted a hiring pause at Cornell University. The directive also emphasized the need to criss cross…

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