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Professor Spices Up Syllabus With Jokes Like “Attendance is Mandatory”
Outfit Shabby Enough to Do Work in Math Library Today
Super Seniors Devastated to Learn of “No Game” in Freshman Dorms
Dank Puddle Reaches Critical Mass Seconds Before TCAT Plows Through
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Op-Ed: I Watched the Entire Cornell–Harvard Hockey Game and They Didn’t Have Sex, Like, Not Even Once

Nooz Staff7 months ago7 months ago02 mins

Yeah, so, I guess I’m just a little bit confused.  From my research, I was led to believe that there would be more to this whole “hockey” thing, but it was no more than just men hitting a puck around with sticks. You see, I watched the entire Cornell versus Harvard hockey game, and none…

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Patient Hockey Fan Waiting For Ice To Melt Before Throwing Fish Into New Home

Nooz Staff3 years ago6 months ago02 mins

LYNAH RINK—When Charlie Yu ‘26 bought his ticket to the 2023 Cornell-Harvard men’s ice hockey game, he didn’t realize how much of a commitment it would be. But two days after the game’s conclusion, the stands remained empty save for the lone sophomore’s silent vigil as he waited for the perfect conditions to toss his…

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Cornell Quarterback Takes Knee To Run Out Clock

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD—With five seconds left in the first half of today’s game against Harvard, quarterback Logan Moore ‘19 showed solidarity with African American victims of police brutality by taking a knee on his own three-yard line. “The entire stadium was silent. Of course, that’s pretty on par for a Cornell football game, but this time…

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