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Econ Student Condescendingly Explains Why We Can’t Just Print More Big Red Bucks

Nooz Staff4 years ago04 mins

STATLER HOTEL—When a date at Terrace led his girlfriend to ask why administration simply couldn’t increase the number of Big Red Bucks included in meal plans, one Cornell Econ student burst into a histrionic rant that this would surely cause the destruction of the Cornell economy.  “Of course they can’t just print more BRBs, sweetie,”…

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