WESTCHESTER, NY- Freshman Eric Davis reportedly felt absolutely no responsibility to act more like an adult after coming home this weekend for first time since this summer. Davis, now 19, demonstrated a complete lack of personal growth and maturity since high school by assuming his mom would do his laundry, complaining about the contents of the home refrigerator, and spending an excessive amount of time on his laptop and cellphone. Davis plans to spend the remainder of his fall break playing video games, sleeping, and generally acting thankless towards the people who clothed, fed, and housed him for his entire life. Eric’s mother Jessica Davis told CU Nooz how proud she was of Eric, noting how much he’s “grown up” since going off to college.
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