MANN LIBRARY—The infamous and self-proclaimed “well-intentioned” peeping tom stalking the stalls of Mann Library has crossed boundaries, both social and physical, by reaching his hand right over the urinal divider in order to flush for another student.
When questioned about his breaking of the lavatory taboo, Jackson Tuttle ‘24 defended his actions by shrugging his arms, smirking, and stating “The guy’s hands were full.” This is not the first time Tuttle, who regulars of Mann Library have given the apt moniker of “Pecker Peeper,” has caught flack for what he calls “a public service.”
“Society has gone soft,” Tuttle began. “In my grandfather’s day and age, it was totally normal for guys to take a peak—in the shower, at the urinal, it didn’t matter. Hell! If your hands got tired, you could expect someone else to pick up the slack!”
“I’m just trying to put the community back in community bathroom,” Tuttle went on. “Men nowadays are so self-conscious. That’s why I’m there, not to ‘breach the code of student conduct’ but to inspire pride in mens’ packages! A quick side eye and a short ‘Nice’ goes a long way. Can you imagine how good it feels for someone—a complete stranger at that—to compliment your cajones?”
“It felt terrible,” said Josh Lunn ‘24. “I knew something was wrong when I couldn’t hear anything coming from the other side of the barricade. But to check was to become the Peeper myself, so I just pushed on. I thought I was in the clear as I zipped up and shook off, but that’s when the Peeper complimented my flow, patted me on the back, and flushed my urinal.”
Tuttle has been granted permission to return to campus on the condition that he does not enter or use any of its restroom facilities. When asked if not being able to pee all day might make it difficult to complete his studies, Tuttle responded, “I’ve only ever used the bathroom at home. I get too nervous to pee in public.”
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