Cameron Pollack / Cornell Daily Sun
Martha Pollack Transfers Entire Endowment To Bitcoin After Reading Some Articles on Reddit
DAY HALL—Following a late night spent pounding Monster Energy drinks and poring over /r/Cryptocurrency, President Martha Pollack unveiled her plan this Friday to fix the University’s poor endowment returns by converting it all to Bitcoin. Pollack announced her decision in a university-wide email sent at 3:57 AM. “Some of you may criticize me for choosing…