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Op-Ed: If You Had a Creepy Skeleton Son That Won’t Stop Growing, You’d Advocate For Abortion Rights Too
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Op-Ed: I’m Not Sure Which “They” Marjorie Taylor Greene is Talking About, But I’m Glad She Supports the Nonbinary Community
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Cornell’s Commitment to Sustainability: Flu Shot Clinics to Reuse Needles, Bandages
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Expressive Activity Policy Updated with Provisions for “Acceptable White Hood Size” and “Torch Specifications”
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Uh Oh! Friend Immediately Agreeing to Plan Might Be a Loser
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Quartercarder Intently Awaiting Next Victim

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA — Quartercard distributor for Cornell Pep Band Liza Chan ’17 is quietly lurking outside the doors to Willard Straight, eagerly awaiting the spoils of the next innocent passerby. “Here come the little lambs, ripe for the taking” whispered Chan, slowly licking her thin, cold lips at the sight of the freshmen exiting Okenshields…

Op-Ed: Discrimination? 104West! Won’t Serve Me Food Today

Op-Ed: If You Had a Creepy Skeleton Son That Won’t Stop Growing, You’d Advocate For Abortion Rights Too

Op-Ed: I’m Not Sure Which “They” Marjorie Taylor Greene is Talking About, But I’m Glad She Supports the Nonbinary Community

Cornell’s Commitment to Sustainability: Flu Shot Clinics to Reuse Needles, Bandages

Expressive Activity Policy Updated with Provisions for “Acceptable White Hood Size” and “Torch Specifications”

Uh Oh! Friend Immediately Agreeing to Plan Might Be a Loser

Quartercarder Intently Awaiting Next Victim