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Better Luck Next Time! Intramural Soccer Team Goes 0-1 Against Only Other Team in League

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

JESSUP FIELD—On Tuesday night, the hotly anticipated Cornell 2022 Intramural Outdoor Soccer League championship game—which was also the first game of the season—came to an underwhelming close. Team SOCCr, a ragtag group of CHEM2070 all-star students, put up a valiant effort but ultimately lost their chance at the glory that comes with intramural excellence. “We…

Ann Coulter Rejects Freedom of Expression Ice Cream Flavor, Argues It Has “Too Much Chocolate”

Evil Professor To Teach All Classes in Your Major, Minor, and Distribution Requirements Next Semester

Brace Faced Nerd Clocktower to Wear Headgear All Summer

Pathetic Zeus Visitor Not Good Enough for Pristine Marble Table, Exiled to Weak Little Wooden Bench

Morrison Dining Petitions Cornell for Increased Funding After Spending Over Half the Budget on Windex

“My Cornell Didn’t Have Trigger Warnings,” Complains Alumni Whose Cornell Also Didn’t Have Women

Better Luck Next Time! Intramural Soccer Team Goes 0-1 Against Only Other Team in League