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Frat With No Pledges Handing Out Sad Little Pamphlets Outside Dining Hall Like An A Capella Group
12 months ago12 months ago
Up Your Ass and Around the Corner: Finding your Classroom in Uris Hall
12 months ago5 months ago
Stickless Big Round Puck Hockey Team Wins Match
12 months ago12 months ago
And How Urgent Is This Issue?” Says Landlord After Microwave Begins Leaking Sewage
12 months ago12 months ago
OP-ED: Why You Should Rush Manson Family Phi This Semester
1 year ago1 year ago
Aw! The Army of Roaches in the Walls of Your Apartment are Thrilled to Have you Back From Break
1 year ago1 year ago

Daily Sun Annual Love Survey Finds Kevin Having 100% of Sex on Campus

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago02 mins

DONLON HALL—With every Valentine’s day comes the Cornell Daily Sun’s Annual Love survey, profiling the love lives of thousands of students on campus. While this year’s survey showed a net uptick in sexual encounters on campus, it also revealed that all sex on campus is being had by one student: Kevin Jameson ’23. Whether it’s…

Frat With No Pledges Handing Out Sad Little Pamphlets Outside Dining Hall Like An A Capella Group

Up Your Ass and Around the Corner: Finding your Classroom in Uris Hall

Stickless Big Round Puck Hockey Team Wins Match

And How Urgent Is This Issue?” Says Landlord After Microwave Begins Leaking Sewage

OP-ED: Why You Should Rush Manson Family Phi This Semester

Aw! The Army of Roaches in the Walls of Your Apartment are Thrilled to Have you Back From Break

Daily Sun Annual Love Survey Finds Kevin Having 100% of Sex on Campus