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Squirrel Watching Club Neglects Duties as Squirrels Rampage Through Campus

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA — The Cornell campus was on high alert at 11 p.m. last night when a horde of squirrels went into a frenzy through campus after the Squirrel Watching Club neglected its duties during finals week to watch squirrels for radical behavior. “We acknowledge our shortcomings, and we apologize,” said Elizabeth Harvey ’16, president…

Frat With No Pledges Handing Out Sad Little Pamphlets Outside Dining Hall Like An A Capella Group

Up Your Ass and Around the Corner: Finding your Classroom in Uris Hall

Stickless Big Round Puck Hockey Team Wins Match

And How Urgent Is This Issue?” Says Landlord After Microwave Begins Leaking Sewage

OP-ED: Why You Should Rush Manson Family Phi This Semester

Aw! The Army of Roaches in the Walls of Your Apartment are Thrilled to Have you Back From Break

Squirrel Watching Club Neglects Duties as Squirrels Rampage Through Campus