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Perfect Match Algorithm Pairs All ILR Students Together in Truly Perfect Union

Nooz Staff3 years ago03 mins

IVES HALL—In an unexpected Valentine’s twist, Cornell’s Perfect Match team managed the impossible by matching every Industrial Labor Relations Student together into one loving collective bargaining unit. “I can’t wait to ask all 1,000 of my new matches out on a first date!” exclaimed Richard Lunka ‘24. “I have so many romantic ideas for us…

Frat With No Pledges Handing Out Sad Little Pamphlets Outside Dining Hall Like An A Capella Group

Up Your Ass and Around the Corner: Finding your Classroom in Uris Hall

Stickless Big Round Puck Hockey Team Wins Match

And How Urgent Is This Issue?” Says Landlord After Microwave Begins Leaking Sewage

OP-ED: Why You Should Rush Manson Family Phi This Semester

Aw! The Army of Roaches in the Walls of Your Apartment are Thrilled to Have you Back From Break

Perfect Match Algorithm Pairs All ILR Students Together in Truly Perfect Union