March 25, 2014

OP-ED: How to Drive Through East Ave Without Getting Caught

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago05 mins

Over the past few months, a sickening display of inconvenience has been hurled at drivers on this campus. Already suffering at the hand of obscure and sadistic parking regulations, drivers were punished once more when the CUPD closed off the most popular street on campus for no apparent reason whatsoever. What? Do they expect us…

How Your Tuition Increase Will Be Spent

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

University officials announced Monday that undergraduate tuition will increase by $1,920 beginning next year. CU Nooz provides the breakdown of exactly where that money will go on a per student basis. $10: Tuition increase commemorative baseball caps $15: Bronze statue of Touchdown the Big Red Bear counting money $5: Upgrades to dorm laundry facilities so…

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OP-ED: How to Drive Through East Ave Without Getting Caught

How Your Tuition Increase Will Be Spent