Freedom of Expression

President Pollack Closes Eyes, Plugs Ears, Goes “La La La, I can’t hear you!”

Nooz Staff7 days ago7 days ago03 mins

DAY HALL—In top Universities across the nation, the crisis in the Middle East has divided student bodies and swept headlines. In a speech Monday, President Martha Pollack addressed the campus protest emblematic of the University’s rising tensions with the spirit of a true leader. “La la la, I can’t hear you!” exclaimed President Pollack with…

Ann Coulter Rejects Freedom of Expression Ice Cream Flavor, Argues It Has “Too Much Chocolate”

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago03 mins

CORNELL DAIRY BAR–Cornell alum Ann Coulter ‘84 returned to campus this week to enlighten the misguided student body about the sorts of ideas actually protected under freedom of expression. After explaining to her audience how immigration will kill us all or something like that, Coulter switched gears to sample the flavors of the Freedom of…

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Freedom of Expression

President Pollack Closes Eyes, Plugs Ears, Goes “La La La, I can’t hear you!”

Ann Coulter Rejects Freedom of Expression Ice Cream Flavor, Argues It Has “Too Much Chocolate”