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OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel
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Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
7 years ago
Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
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Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
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Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
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Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks
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Cornell Sets Pre-Enroll Start Time To 2am To Better Accommodate Waking Hours of Average Student

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN- This Monday, not yet yawning Naomi Morningstar ‘23 logged into Student Center to enroll in her senior year classes at the wee hours of the morning. “We thought that this was the best call for the situation,” Cornell’s Dean of Academic Enrollment Tobias Nightingale explained. “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen…

“You Shouldn’t Have Done That,” Says Levitating, Glowing-Eyed Professor as Student Stays in Class Past Drop Deadline

Nooz Staff2 years ago02 mins

BAKER HALL—Students in CHEM 3090: Inorganic Compounds were left cowering in fear this Tuesday as their instructor achieved apotheosis at the close of Cornell’s drop period. According to witnesses, the class started as normal but quickly went off the rails when Dr. Frederica Jackson locked eyes with Samuel Weiss ‘22, who was attending his first…