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OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel
7 years ago7 years ago
Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
7 years ago
Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
7 years ago7 years ago
Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
8 years ago
Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
8 years ago8 years ago
Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks
8 years ago8 years ago

Freshman Patiently Waiting to Cross College Ave Gets Hit by Car Anyway

Nooz Staff11 months ago11 months ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN—Motorists and pedestrians alike were left apathetic today after an accident involving a Volkswagen Golf and one particularly patient freshman waiting for his chance to cross College Avenue. The license plate number of the vehicle responsible for the accident was traced to an apartment building 100 feet from the crosswalk in question. Its driver, Larry…

Walking Diagonally Across College/Campus Intersection Definitely Worth It, Study Says

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

CAMPUS ROAD AND COLLEGE AVE—According to a new study released by the Department of Civil Engineering, walking diagonally across the College Ave.—Campus Rd. intersection has been found to be definitely worth it. “My entire commute to class has changed after discovering that trick, so it’s been cool to see the university confirm what I’ve known…