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OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel
7 years ago7 years ago
Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
7 years ago
Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
7 years ago7 years ago
Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
8 years ago
Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
8 years ago8 years ago
Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks
8 years ago8 years ago

Mousey Sociology Professor Strangely Good at Identifying Cheeses, Solving Mazes

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

URIS HALL–Students enrolled in SOC 3105: Interspecies Dialogue were left in awe as their instructor, Professor Michael Piccolino, demonstrated his amazing ability to navigate mazes utilizing only his peculiar sense of smell. Piccolino’s jaw-dropping display was designed to illustrate the importance of learning from mistakes during the problem-solving process. The demonstration called for student volunteers…

Housing Department Under Fire For Hasty Response To Ganędagǫ: Mice Despite Complete Silence Concerning Low Rise Seven Vampire Bats

Nooz Staff2 years ago03 mins

LOW RISE SEVEN—The University Housing Department faced criticism this past week for their rapid action regarding rodents in Ganędagǫ: Hall as they continued to ignore the rampant infestation of bloodsucking vampire bats throughout Low Rise 7. The host of flighted mammals have reportedly occupied the dilapidated residence hall for several months without any university intervention….