ITHACA, NY — Matthew Bernstein ‘15 has been suffering from an alcohol withdrawal headache all day, a headache which he has mistakenly attributed to too little sleep.
“Man, my head’s pounding today. I definitely need to get to bed earlier today,” said Bernstein, unable to connect the dots between the fact he’s been drunk every night for the last five nights and his symptoms of alcohol withdrawal.
“I wonder if I should start working out,” he said to himself as he began planning his dinner for that night, automatically including a beer or four.
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